Name: Lazer Smurf
Lazah- A deadly beam of light which the Smurf fires from his hands. It ignores all defensive buffs, and penetrates all armor except "Cardboard Box". Roll 4d9 for damage.
Resistances: +20 against all light and plasma based weapons.
Weaknesses: -10 to anything that goes "Clang Clang Clang"
Summary: A rather dangerous Smurf found in the more confined tubes of the Intranet. It feeds off mostly spam and the occasional n00b.